God Damn, People

I'm sorry, but something needs to be said. I was partying it up on my blue mage not long ago, in crawler's nest, in a (for the most part) good party. BLU, WAR, PLD, WHM, BLM, THF, BRD. Oh, fuck yeah. The only problem? We'll get to that in a minute. The gear was good, the exp was good, kill speed good, overall IQ level of the party good, individual fuckups? Oh yeah, we had a couple of those. We're in the party about two hours, and the BLM and WHM, who are in a static, had to go soon. No healers were LFP, so we decided that we would disband in fifteen minutes. Not five minutes later, the thief pulls a crawler. Alright, let's kick its ass.
Warrior uses provoke on the Maze Lizard.
...dumbass.
(Warrior) o shit lol
(Venlo) ...uh, what the hell?
(Warrior) np, ill zone it
And he starts running up the ramp.
(Bard) ...you know me or the BLM could have just slept it, right?
(Warrior) o lol
Thief defeats the Worker Crawler.
(Paladin) just zone now, or it'll link the whole room
And his HP slowly drops.
Wait for it...
(Warrior) shit, i was right by the zone
(Venlo) ...uh, hey.
(Thief) ?
(Venlo) BLM, cast escape.
(Black Mage) why?
(Venlo) Please, do it.
(Venlo) That lizard is probably on the way back here, ready to own the hell out of us.
(Black Mage) why? we didnt do anything to it
(Venlo) I'm telling you, it will come back.
(Black Mage) we're fine
(Venlo) dude...
Oh hey, is that a stampede? Wait, those don't look like bulls. And this isn't Spain either. Oh, fuck.
A horde of Maze Lizards rip the Black Mage to fucking pieces for 1827q526g damage.
Sucks to not have sopoforic equipped at a time like this, eh?
Bard begins casting Horde Lullaby on the Lizard.
Bard gets his ass handed to him for OVER NINE THOUSAAAND damage.
I hate to be right at a time like this but...
(Venlo) Fucking owned.
Did I say that out loud?
Anyway, the paladin and thief, for whatever reason, decide to try and fight the little bastards, while I'm running my ass off.
Wait for it...
Paladin falls to level 35.
Thief was defeated by the Maze Lizard.
(Paladin) their coming
Shit, shit.
=== Area: Rolanberry Fields ===
(Venlo) Damn, that sucked.